Zilch

What can I say...

This rather clever mural is on some sort of Utility cabinet on the Cumberland Highway near the M4 Interchange in Wentworthville in Sydney's west.

In case you can't read it, it says...

new
Zilch
does nothing
FAST!

... and even has a bar code on the side.

Parents Room

I'm not sure what you'd call it if Fathers were not welcome, but it wouldn't be a "parents room".

This sign is in Tumbalong Park at Darling Harbour, Sydney.

Emergency Exit

The thing that amused me on the back of this bus was the result of one sign on top of another. I guess the back of a bus isn't too roomy. The Advertising sign has the lower half of a lady and the bus company has seen fit to superimpose "Emergency Exit" on her (ahem) bottom. Click the photo for a larger image.

The back of a bus was on Berry St at North Sydney, along with the rest of the bus.

Safety and Comfort

This sign was up at the Royal Easter Show this year. Personally I'd feel safer if the stand wasn't full and I bet I'd be more comfortable.

Popular Exhibit

If I was running a museum, this sign would read "Due to this Exhibit's Popularity it is always open"

Temporary Car Park

As a long-time user of Holsworthy Station and its Car Park, I was perplexed by this sign, you see Holsworthy Station does not have a Temporary Car Park, never has.

Reading on, I realised that they meant "Temporary Closure of Holsworthy Station Car Park on Weekends".

Environmental

Based on their website, this company does lots of environmentally friendly waste management. This bin at Sydney Olympic Park appeared to be an ordinary bin and not environmental in the least.