Free Fall

This sign is for a slide called "Free Fall" at Questacon in Canberra.

What I'm wondering is why they think anyone with a fear of heights would close enough to a slide that involves a drop of several metres to read the sign.

Like Gold to Us

Yes, Australia is a very dry continent and yes water is very precious, but "Water is like gold to us", come on. I once saw an Australian panning for gold and he left the gold and took the water home. No, not really.

This sign was hanging on the shower tap in a hotel in Bungendore.

Heavy

Its about 8 metres long, its made of metal and its... heavy. You might need to click the image to get a larger version to read the daft sign on the side of this torpedo from the Fleet Air Arm Museum at HMAS Albatross near Nowra, NSW. Its in the grey section, its upside down and its the single work "heavy".

Davy Jones

This rather silly sign is at Seaworld at Main Beach in Queensland's Gold Coast.

Signalmans Trike

The sign on the front reads "Signalmans Trike". Count the wheels...

This vehicle is an exhibit at Casino Mini Rail's train museum at Old Casino Station, NSW.

Park Beach Interiors

Is it a park, is it a beach? Either way, neither has an interior.

Despite the sign trying to convince you otherwise, this is a shop in Coffs Harbour, NSW.